Who Needs You?

If you ever need me

You know where to call me

And if you ever want me

You know where to write me

But you never call me

And no, you never write me

So, who needs you? Who needs you?

Take a pen, a pencil

A hand, a little item

Or the telephone, dear

Why you want to fight'em

How much can it cost you

Why don't you get lost, dear?

Who needs you? Who needs you?

You came on like a big deal

And all that you could beg me

Listen Mister Big Wheel

All you do is drag me

When I really need you

You just can't be found, dear

And when I really want you