Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle

Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

歌词

dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows. dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you. let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two. dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.

专辑信息

1.Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

2.The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

3.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

4.How to Become a Virgin

5.Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

6.Perils of Believing in Round Squares

7.Flash's Theme

8.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

9.This Is Radio Surgery

10.Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition

11.Sever the Toes

12.Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs

13.Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby

14.Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine

15.Flight of the Wounded Locust

16.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed

17.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

18.Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

19.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

20.Brand New Set of Teeth

21.Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle

22.Moth-Eaten Deer Head

23.How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

24.Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

25.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees

26.Straight from the Horse's Mouth

27.Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

28.An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

29.Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)

30.Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

31.Backbones of Jack Asses

32.Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

33.Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

34.High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

35.Kill Roger Hedgecock

36.Hairspray Suppository

37.Cattle Mutilation

38.Prepare to Qualify

39.Pain Reliever

40.Off by a Long Shot

41.Head Hits Concrete

43.Keep Off the Tracks

44.#99