Sucka Mofo

Sucka Mofo

here's a little something so apropos

a certain kind of person that you might know

if his shirt's real big and his pants real low

that's a *************** from head to toe

you might know a sucka that tries too hard

charging big jewels on his visa card

when it's time for rent all the money's spent

that there's a **************** indigent

sucka put down that 40 oz. beer

you were shopping at Abercrombie just this year

so give up the gangsta **** you talking

take your snap on grills right back to Weehawken

**** starting olive garden all that you could eat

you got the bread sticks and salad but the fine wine is for free

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo

you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?

Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree

Oooh girl- that's what up- *************** back the **** up

*************** in automobiles

Neon light underneath your monster truck wheels

With your chain link light up vanity plate

You need a spoiler so big just to get a date

Got the kids in the back and you're sipping on a coors

With your pro-life sticker like the choice is yours

And if we want to know who you voted for

You got Bush on your bumper and a baby on board

You got a brand new car should have bought the hybrid

Cause you could afford it and I wish that I did

Change your mind and all that you stand for

Put a llama in your life and bring back Al Gore

**************** in SUVs

Driving around the block just smoking trees

Misinforming so alarming- don't believe in global warming?

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo

you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?

Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree

Oooh girl- that's what up- *************** back the **** up

Tell me who's the *************** now

Tell me who's the *************** now

Tell me who's the *************** now

Tell me who's the **************** now (2x)

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo

you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?

Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree

Oooh girl- that's what up- *************** back the **** up

Going to the bank in my neighborhood

Wearing sweatpants and it don't look good

Hear a ********** mumble when I walk by

He looks me up and down and I know why

How you doin girls- you know you're looking fine

And the view if even better from behind

Why don't you sit yourself down upon my crate

Bring along your girls from Northern State

Sir- it seems you may lack employment and

I don't exist just for your enjoyment

See I'm just trying to get from point b to point a

So *************** get out my way

This one's going out to the Democrats

2004, y'all came real wack

But now that we got some real candidates

Can we please come correct in 2008?

(This one's going out to the democrats

Ya'll *********** don't know where it's at

If we're gonna win in 2008

Can we please get a *********** candidate?)