Lovage - Stroker Ace

Lovage - Stroker Ace - Dan the Automator

Monsieur Dan can I come with you

As you both look awfully kind

Sadly he and me are through

Let me tell you what I've got in mind

I'll sing to you my mewing charm

Looks like you both could use a pet

And purr my purr all night long

I think a pussy's your best bet

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that it's a start

Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales

It's got a life all of it's own

Watch it move just like a sail

Sail you to the twilight zone

I love to lap a spot cream

And I assure you that I'm neat

But you never know what you can expect

When the pussy is in heat

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that it's a start

Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking's what it's all about

I like to watch if you don't mind

Every sphinx what's how to pass the time

Your little love nest suits me well

Let me show you how to cast a spell

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that it's a start

Only for the wild at heart

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking is the antidote

Stroke that shiny coat

Stroking's what it's all about