The Trouble With Men

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You walked right up to me with such a knowing smile

That I’d fallen for you already,

by the time you’d kissed the man stood at my side

And, yes, I’m used to being someone whose chances are quite slim

But I still imagined seeing you leave the room with me instead of him

Don’t say: “Hello”

You’re far too gorgeous for me

and I know that if you talk to me

then I’ll raise my hopes up again

And I will spend all weekend

wondering if you could be my girlfriend

Instead of loving my wife

and getting on with my life

So there I go again

I guess that’s just the trouble with men

Which brings me to you

Don’t say: “Hello”

You’re far too gorgeous for me

and I know that if I talk to you

then I’ll raise my hopes up again

And I will spend all weekend

wondering if you could be my girlfriend

Instead of loving my wife

and getting on with my life