From the Used Bin

I once snorted ******* /

Off of Gwen

Stefani's ass /

I used to ride around in limousines /

And flash my backstage pass /

I hung out at the

Viper Room /

With Manson and

Dave Grohl /

I took X with

Billy Corgan /

Partied down with

Courtney's

Hole / Did yoga with

Madonna, smoked blunts with

ODB / I rescued some

Tibetans with the

Boys Beastie /

Is this thing on? /

Hey hey check check /

I once opened up for

Beck / And everyone from sea to shining sea /

Knew my face when

I got on M

TV / I used to pose for paparazzo /

With Alanis on my arm /

I seduced this gorgeous model chick /

With my fame and not my charm /

I headlined last years

Lilith Fair /

Just me and my brassiere /

Sang songs for sweaty college girls /

Spin's artist of the year /

I even wrote a song with that guy from the

Fugees / Got ****r rhymes than

Master P /

I went cruising with

Dr. Dre /

He tried to kiss me- thought

I was gay /

And everyone from

Detroit to

Yellowstone /

Knew my face from the cover of

Rolling Stone /

I never thought it would end like this /

People act like

I don't exist /

I went from

A-list to blacklist /

Just another casualty /

Another answer on

Jeopardy!