Eiffel Tower High

Walking towards the boulevard

She's studied it all before

She buys herself a seat

And sits on the floor

Taking in a picture show

She doesn't know where to go

Is it a film, or is it real?

She went into the movie

She's been there ever since

She walked out to the lobby

For a box of

Junior Mints

She never looks beyond the mirror

Or the image that appears

Well, I just watch the world go by

And try to get her attention

Scream at her, and

I yell and scream at her

And I scream, ice cream,

I scream I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High"