My Ding-A-Ling (Live)

When I was a little bitty boy

My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She said it was my Ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

When I started Grammar School

I used to stop off in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

I'd take out my ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

Humpty dumpty on the wall

Humpty had an awful fall

When they went to tell the king

Caught him playing with his ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

Come on now everybody sing

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

I remember the girl next door

We used to play house on the kitchen floor

I'd be king, she'd be queen

Together we'd play with our ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, Oh my

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

When they took me to Sunday School

Tried to teach me the golden rule

But every time the quire would sing

Catch me playing with my ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

My ding (That's right), my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(You know, I didn't hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that course)

This here song, it ain't to sad

Cutest little song you ever had

Those of you, who will not sing

You must be playing with your own ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a lin (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing)

Now my ding a, oh my ding a

I wanna play with my ding a ling

(Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah)