Jack Of All Trades

This is a old song probably originated in ireland.

It goes: I went to school for ninteen winters

I figgerd and

I faggered and

I figgered and

I spelled

I'd still be in the third reader

If the teacher hadn't said young feller, you're expelled

So I built me a farry boat down on the river

But the durn thing sunk the first time across chorus

Jack of all trades plumb discusted

Jack of all trades nuttin for me to do.

Jack of all trades hungry and busted.

Everything is wrong no matter what

I do.