歌词与中文翻译
Well I come home late, but I’m excited to see,
唉，今天回家已经很晚了，不过我很激动
my sweet, sweet darling, just waiting for me.
因为我知道我的宝贝女朋友正在等我
I look around, oh where can she be?
我环顾四周她会在哪里呢
Just sitting on the couch, Sherlock on the TV.
原来坐在沙发上看神探夏洛克呢
I say,
我说
“hey pretty baby can I cuddle up to you?
嗨，我漂亮的宝贝儿我现在可以抱你吗
And then a little later there’s something we oughta do.”
然后我们一会就可以嘿咻嘿咻了
She says,
她说
“please be quiet, I don’t want to miss this.
安静安静！我不想错过这个镜头
I think Sherlock and Watson are finally gonna kiss.”
我觉得夏洛克和华生终于要接吻了(JOHNLOCK IS REEEEAAAALLLL脸)
My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
Wants to go to bed with Cummerbund Bandersnatch.
她想和康伯邦德本德斯纳奇一起睡觉
Gonna run away with Bandicoot Chowder-pants.
想和本迪克特乔德潘奇私奔
Now what am I going to do?
现在我做些什么呢？
So we watch some movies, and I put Star Trek on.
我们准备看一些电影，所以我放了星际迷航
But she just wants to feel the wrath of Khan.
但是她宁愿去感受可汗的愤怒(也不愿意理我)
Only Alan Turing could ever crack her code,
只有艾伦图灵可以破解她的密码
And she knows Peter Guillam would find her mole.
她还知道彼得吉勒姆会找到她身上的痣
She’s even willing to watch Bilbo Baggins,
她甚至想要去看比尔博巴金斯
because that Smaug is one sexy dragon.
因为她觉得史矛革是一条非常性感的龙
Why does she read all that Sherlock fan-fic?
为什么她要读许多夏洛克的同人小说
He’s just high functioning sociopathic.
他只不过是个高功能反社会者啊
My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
Wants to go to bed with Bombadil Waffle-smack.
她想要和Bombadil Waffle-smack 一起睡觉
Gonna run away with Butterscotch Ampersand.
想和Butterscotch Ampersand 私奔
Now what am I going to do?
我现在该怎么办呢？
Now I’m all alone, my sweetie’s gone away.
好了现在女朋友离开了我孤身一人
I guess I should have known,
我想早该知道知道的
she would leave me one day.
总有一天我们会分手
I don’t know what she sees,
我搞不懂她怎么想的啊
I guess she thinks he’s hotter.
大概她觉得本尼很性感
But if you ask me,
但是如果你非要问我的话
he kinda looks like an otter.
他不过长的很像水獭罢了！
My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
Wants to go to bed with Cucumber Bacon-splat
她想要和Cucumber Bacon-splat 一起睡觉
Gonna run away with Snorkel-dink Custard-bath
和Snorkel-dink Custard-bath私奔
Now what am I going to do?
现在我该怎么办啊？
My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
Wants to go to bed with Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash
想要和Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash 一起睡觉
Gonna run away with Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch.
和Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch 私奔
Now what am I going to do?
现在我该怎么办啊
Oh what am I going to do?
天哪，我该怎么办啊
Now what am I going to do?
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