歌词
Playing pool and drinking beer
Nothin more'n the
occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
and he gets
greased all over
from time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
'I've had a few myself' he said
'But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
'How does she do that' said Ted
And he told me
of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and kids
and boss and dogs
and neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
Vavoom
He fed them well
He keep them warm
Thing about Ted
he didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair
and the beauty of it was
that he was right
He was big as a truck
and fast as a door
(what's that?)
he was always right
The banjo player took a hike
What's that song
I used to like
Vavoom
He was big as a truck
Fast as a door - Ted
Ted the man our Ted
专辑信息
1.Highway Star (1997 Remix)
2.Might Just Take Your Life
3.Hush (1998 Digital Remaster)
4.Hallelujah
5.Perfect Strangers
6.Knocking At Your Back Door
7.You Keep On Moving
8.Fireball (1996 Remaster)
9.Mandrake Root (1998 Digital Remaster)
10.Kentucky Woman (1998 Digital Remaster)
11.Wring That Neck (1998 Digital Remaster)
12.The Bird Has Flown (Alternate A-Side Version) (1998 Digital Remaster)
13.Emmaretta (1998 Digital Remaster)
14.Black Night (Single Version) (1995 Digital Remaster)
15.Speed King (1995 Digital Remaster)
16.Bloodsucker (1995 Digital Remaster)
17.Child In Time (1995 Digital Remaster)
18.Strange Kind Of Woman
19.Demon's Eye (1996 Digital Remaster)
20.When A Blind Man Cries (1997 Remix)
21.Smoke On The Water (1997 Digital Remaster)
22.Never Before (1997 Digital Remaster)
23.Woman From Tokyo (1998 Digital Remaster)
24.Burn (Single Edit)
25.Stormbringer
26.King Of Dreams
27.Any Fule Kno That
28.Ted The Mechanic