Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital

I see him most every day

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

(deep breathing)

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Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies,

and best of all

He never disagrees

I bring him candy

and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say "Hi"

And then I ask him his opinion

of the world situation

And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply,

and Mr. Frump would say

(deep breathing)

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Well, unfortunately,

soon it came to be

Mr. Frump's dying day

And now I bring to you

the very last thing

That Mr. Frump had to say

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen