Buy Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da

T-shirtWit' de alligator on

Used to live in

JamaicaBut

I don't live dere no more

Had to change me lifestyle

Do t'ings

I never done before

So now I'm just a lonely

RastamanLiving in dis

American town

Gonna sell me

Bob Marley records

Gonna get me some

Jackson Browne

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da

T-shirtWit' de alligator on

Gonna cut off me dreadlocks

T'row away all me ganja

I'll have a

Tupperware party

Maybe join me a health spa

I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

And a microwave oven, too

Then I'll have the neighbors

Over for a weenie barbecue

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get a funny little

T-shirtWit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ja(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard)

I need a,

Ja(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard)

I Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I get da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator on(What'd you say?)

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da

T-shirtWit' de alligator on(What'd you say?)

I Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a

CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da

T-shirtWit' de alligator on