歌词
Once there was this kid who
曾经有那么个小伙子
Took a trip to Singapore
去新加坡走了一趟
And brought along his spraypaint
还带着他的喷漆
And when he finally came back
在他回来的时候
He had cane marks all over his bottom
他的屁股布满了藤条痕
He said that it was from when
他说那都是来自
The warden whacked it so hard
监狱长的酷刑
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Once there was this girl who
曾经有那么个女孩
Swore that one day she would be
发誓总有一天她会成为
A figure skating champion
拿到溜冰冠军的人
And when she finally made it
在她终于做到的时候
She saw some other girl who was better
她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色
So she hired some guy
于是她就请了些人
To club her in the knee cap
去打伤她的膝盖
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They got paid for their sound-bites
他们都因这些事件受惠了
And sold their
还把故事的使用权
TV movie rights
卖给了电视电影
And then there was this guy who
之后又有那么一个家伙
Made his wife so mad one night
让他的老婆生气到
That she cut off his weiner
在一天夜里把他阉了
And when he finally came to
当他终于睡醒的时候
He found that
他发现
little Mr. Happy was missing
“欢乐先生”不见了
He couldn't quite explain
他没法解释这一切
It had always just been there
因为它一直以来都呆在那啊
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专辑信息
1.Headline News
2.Bedrock Anthem
3.You Don't Love Me Anymore
4.Smells Like Nirvana
5.Achy Breaky Song
6.UHF
7.Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
8.Jurassic Park
9.This Is The Life
10.Polka Your Eyes Out
11.Yoda
12.Christmas At Ground Zero