歌词
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
走在我那种植粮食的溪谷之上
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
我看了看我妻子 才发觉她姿色平平
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
不过这对阿米什人来讲堪称完美
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
可知 电器对我而言是种大忌
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
在早晨四点半钟我要挤牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
杰贝戴亚要喂小鸡 杰格耕地 傻瓜
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我挤牛奶还有耕地得太久
Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
都忘记吉祺欧交代的事情
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是这儿的地主 我的地盘我做主
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
手里握着本圣经 下巴长着胡子
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
但要是吾做完吾事 你做完汝之事
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我们就要高兴地跳起样歌舞
Weve been spending most our lives
我们已倾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Ive churned butter once or twice
柴米油盐半辈子
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Its hard work and sacrifice
为人民服务最广荣
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
We sell quilts at discount price
棉被疯狂大甩卖
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周坏小子踢了我一脚
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
量身板之物力 结与人之欢心
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我不在乎 实际上我知道
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
我会对下地狱的他疯狂大笑
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我绝对不会不对游客以牙换牙
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
从没听说有 傲慢的阿米什人
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我衣服没纽扣 帽子倒是很酷
And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
弟兄都对我说 一身黑真好看 傻瓜
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
如果你来农家乐 你会无聊得要死
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们已经三百年没付过电话费了
But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
不要像看动物园里的猴子指指点点
Were just technologically impaired
我们只是和科技不是一路人
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
没有电话、灯光、摩托车
Not a single luxury
没有物质享受
Like Robinson Caruso
活似鲁滨逊漂流记
Its as primitive as can be
越原始越好
Weve been spending most our lives
我们已倾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Were just plain and simple guys
我们是普通百姓
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Theres no time for sin and vice
没有空闲去作恶
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
We dont fight, we all play nice
绝不战争爱和平
Living in an Amish Paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
做上马车兜风 搅拌很多黄油
Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
攒了一堆粮食 很快又攒出一堆
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你以为你最正义 你以为你心灵纯洁
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
我的心比你谦逊百万倍
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我是小阿米利特想要成为的那种虔诚人
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
在我祭拜日 为后世积攒阴德
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
不要虚度光阴、发牢骚
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
不然 哥们 我就要好好教训你一下
Weve been spending most our lives
我们已倾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Were all crazy Mennonites
我们是门诺教派
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Theres no cops or traffic lights
没有警察、交通信号
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
But youd probably think it bites
你或许觉得很痛苦
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米什天堂
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊哦哦哦哦 哦哦哦
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊哦哦哦哦 哦哦哦 唱得可以了
专辑信息
1.Amish Paradise
2.Everything You Know Is Wrong
3.The Night Santa Went Crazy
4.Dare to Be Stupid