My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more

Ever since she saw his poster in that record store

She says the way he grinds his molars is really ***y

She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and

Generation

X-yShe likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare

Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

She's all crazy 'bout that

Eddie Vedder

Once she was mine, but now

I better just forget her'

Cause my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

Now, every time

I see him, well, he looks so grim

I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him

What a pain in the butt to have so much success

Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press

But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor

Like he's some bit tortured geniusand

I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

She's got a thing for that

Eddie Vedder

Tell me, what can he do that

I can't do better?

Now my baby's in love with--

I said I said

I said my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

Head over heels for that

Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin' for disaster

When she caught me hangin' out at the

Ticketmaster

Now she's got an unrequited adoration

For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienatedspokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don't wear

Doc Martens and

I don't wear flannel

And I don't boycott the music video channel

And I just can't compete with all that money and fame

But I know two can paly at this kinda game

Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get

When I start stalking

Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

She's all crazy 'bout that

Eddie Vedder

Once she was mine but now

I better just forget her'

Cause my baby's in love with--

I said I said

I said my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder

Why'd she have to fall for that

Eddie Vedder?

If she wants to leave me,

I guess I better let her'

Cause my baby's in love with

Eddie Vedder