Jingle Balls

'Twas the night before

Chris******asWhen all through the house

Everybody was stoned

Even the mouse

Man from the whore house

And me from jail

I just settled down

To get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden

I heard such a clatter

I tripped on my ************

And busted my bladder

I went downstairs

And what did

I see?A fat little red fagget

Hangin' from a tree

He stuffed the stockings

With reefers and beer

And a big fat hairy ************

For the family queer

That's the end of my story

Funny wasn't it, ya see?

She didn't even

She didn't see my thing behind ya

Leave ya for this private eye

I was there to give 'em near to my

Zima zima mommy fah

I'm gonna say this

Hope it don't offend ya

Came to the grizma

Give 'em a taste of me

Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey

Your monkey can stay with me

Ahh, ahh, ahh

Chevy took my brain

Same old mother******, sucked my ************ that day

He will never zima zima

Never, never not that day

I'm really sick of all this excitement

Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me

Uma zooma nooga dunga

You can suck my ************ all day

One, two, three, four

Santa can suck my ************ all day