Fantasy Man

I don't drink tea

Or white Chablis

I sit around and watch

TVDon't send flowers

Or take showers

But I'll be there to pull your ****s

Oh yeahI don't read books

I don't French cook

Or stroll around in galleries

I hate opera

I hate Oprah

Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey,

I ain't gonna change

Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?

Hey, hey,

I am what

I amSo please understand,

I'm not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes

And I'm suspicious

Of any grown up man who does

I'm homophobic

Don't do aerobics

Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey,

I ain't gonna change

Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?

Hey, hey,

I am what

I amSo please understand,

I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey,

I ain't gonna change

Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?

Hey, hey,

I am what

I amSo please understand,

I'm not your fantasy man

HeyHey, hey

HeyHey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey,

I ain't gonna change

Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?

Hey, hey,

I am what

I amSo please understand,

I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey,

I ain't gonna change

Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?

Hey, hey,

I am what

I amSo please understand,

I'm not your fantasy man