I Think I'm A Clone Now

Isn't it strange?

Feels like

I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say?

If only they knew that

I wasPart of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon copy man

There in a petri dish, late one night

They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so

I sayI think

I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now'

Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way

We go out walking close together

I guess you could say

I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon copy man

Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now'

Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

And I can stay at home while

I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now'

Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans

Come and meet the carbon copy man

Livin' in stereo, it's all right

Well I can be my own best friend and

I can send myself for pizza so

I sayI think

I'm a clone now

Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now'

Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

I've been on

Oprah Winfrey,

I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now

And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

That's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now'

Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now