Such A Groovy Guy

[00:07.66]Album:"Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:01.71]Weird Al Yankovic-Such A Groovy Guy

[00:00.96]

I got my alligator boots

I wear my pants skin tight

I wear my dark sunglasses

in the middle of the night

And when I look in the mirror

I'm-a such an awesome sight

It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I'm so adorable and charming

I'm sure that you can see

And everyone's always trying

to hang around with me

They tell me I'm the greatest

and it's hard to disagree

'Cause I'm so perfect in every way

And I'm so cute I can hardly stand it

And I'm so handsome honey I could just die

I know that you'll never be as wonderful

as me but at least you can try

'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Yeah I'm such a groovy guy

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?

Well for starters I can pour some chocolate

pudding down your pants

And then attatch electrodes to your brain

and watch you dance

Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?

And then I might decide to

tie you up with dental floss

I'll make you wear a harness

and I'll show you who's the boss

Of course if you refuse,

well honey it's your loss

I mean I don't do this with just anyone.

So baby how can you say it's all over?

So how can you tell me goodbye?

So now you tell me that

you're leaving me for good

And all I wanna know is why

I mean after all

I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Yeah I'm such a groovy guy

I mean you could do worse!

[01:58.38]

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)