Bedrock Anthem

[02:13.13]Album:Alapalooza

[00:01.05]Weird Al Yankovic-Bedrock Anthem

[00:12.06][00:00.69]

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flinstone

Now I'll tell you why...

Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma

Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble

Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm

Little Pebbles is his number one fan

He's the strongest toddler in the whole land

Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now

Gonna take my family out to eat now

Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now

Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow

Wanna chill with a Sabretooth Tiger

Wear a loincloth, natural fiber

Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber

Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

[02:10.43]

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit

Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit

Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit

Pull the birdie's tail,

everybody knows it's time to quit

I realize I'm living in the Stone Age

No fax, no cellular phone-Age

Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena

Barney Rubble, what a little weiner

Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?

Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now