Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) (Main Version)

歌词
Hey girl,
嘿 妹子,
You know our economy's in the toilet
虽然咱们的经济状况烂透了
But I'm still going to treat you right
但我还是要把你宠上天
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
炸土豆丸子,冷鸭酒加冰
And we can clip coupons all night
咱可以剪优惠券一整晚
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶
Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
带你出去吃晚餐,地方你随便挑
Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
像汉堡王或麦当劳啥的
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你
I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至可以来份大号薯条 耶,耶
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
宝贝,你知道吧 我可是个大暖男
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
买卫生纸时 总给你买双层的
Want it, you can get it, my dear
只要你想,就能得到,亲爱的
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
我有好市多会员卡在手,耶
You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
你爱至尊拉面,你要至尊拉面
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
那玩意我有一橱柜呢,源源不断
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
你想要的,我都有,去拿吧,,只要加热
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
倒进调料包 然后吃掉
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
猪肉拌青豆再加上速食米饭
And we can play Cribbage all night
咱可以玩克里比奇纸牌一整晚
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶
I can take you to the laundromat downtown
我可以带你去市中心的自助洗衣店
And watch all the clothes go round and round
看衣服们在洗衣机里滚来滚去
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想去哪里都行
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想去哪里都行 耶,耶
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
你是我认识的最辣的矮子,要是再胖点的话
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
你肯定能拿下俄亥俄州小姐亚军
Seven dollar bills rolled
七美元大钞
Up inside my plastic billfold
卷在我的塑料钱包里
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
给你买个百吉饼吧 即使它还没过期
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
你永远用不着穿你姐姐的旧衣服
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
只要我还是凯哥公司的副经理
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
拿个剪刀和汤碗给你剪头发
You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
放心我不会收你钱,我就这么大方
My chick can have want she want
我的妞 她想要什么都行
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
在沃尔玛她可以随心所欲的挑
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
我知道 姑娘 你从没拥有过一个像我这样的男人
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
从不让你买大众货的那种,耶
You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
你喜欢我的现代汽车,来看看我的现代汽车
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
下礼拜天我可以载着你去看你表哥
But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
但是那里有点远 我没那么多现金啊
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
你能分担点油钱不
Mac and Cheese would be all right
通心面起司是极好的
But let's send out for pizza tonight
但是今晚我们订个披萨吧
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
你想加什么配料都行
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至能吃那最后一块 耶,耶
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
偷接了邻居家的电缆
Now I can get free HBO
现在我有免费HBO啦
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你现在想看啥节目都行
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
我说 你现在想看啥节目都行
And you can always ride the city bus
你还可以随便坐公交
Got a stack of tokens just for us
我有一堆咱们的专属车票
Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
哟,我的钱包鼓得不行
It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
全是一美元华盛顿纸钞,对喽
You want White Castle, need White Castle
你爱白色城堡,你要白色城堡
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
只要有我在 这事就不成问题
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
你要啥,咱就有啥,别那么悲观
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
我得抓一串餐巾纸留着以后用
Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
二手店里的牛仔裤半价出售啦
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
慈善商店里的内裤也不错
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说你想要啥都行 耶,耶
Baby, I can give you anything you please
宝贝,我能给你所有你要的
Even share my government cheese
甚至分享我的政府救济粮都行
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要多少都行
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 宝贝 你想要多少都行 耶,耶
专辑信息
1.Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) (Main Version)