White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version)

歌词
They see me mowin'
当他们看到
My front lawn
我在家门前割草
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
我知道他们都认为 我就是个白人书呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我太白太宅
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
没发现我又白又宅?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我,我又白又宅
I wanna roll with
我想和帮派成员们
The gangstas
一起嗨
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
但是他们都觉得我只是个白人书呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我实在是太白太宅
Really, really white and nerdy
真是TM又白又宅
First in my class here at MIT
我是麻省理工的大学霸
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
还是个D&D(龙与地下城)专家
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
MC'艾薛尔是我最喜欢的rap歌手
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
不要请我喝酒,我只喝伯爵奶茶
My rims never spin, to the contrary
我的轮胎钢圈,不但不会转
You'll find that they're quite stationary
而且你会发现它稳得不得了
All of my action figures are cherry
我的手办都是原装未拆的
Steven Hawking's in my library
我的藏书里有史蒂芬霍金的
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
我的部落格页面超屌
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
一堆人抢著要进入我前八名的好友名单
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
哟!我能够背"兀"超过一千位
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
我没有金牙但我有闪亮牙套
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
我的三明治一定要放美乃兹
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
我是扫雷高手-可以玩上一整天
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
只要你看到一次我风骚的走位绝对会大开眼界
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
我的键盘输入快到喷火
There's no killer app I haven't run
没有我没玩过的杀手App
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Pascal语言我第一
Do vector calculus just for fun
拿矢量微积分当兴趣
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
我没有手枪但我有小焊枪
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
欢乐时光是我最爱的主题曲
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
我确信打乒乓球你会被我狂虐
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
各款桌上知识游戏我都可以称王
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
我的java语流畅得跟克林贡语差不多
They see me roll on
他们看到我在骑
My Segway
我的赛格威平衡车
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
我深知他们觉得我就是个白人书呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我太白太宅
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
没发现我又白又宅?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我 我又白又宅
I'd like to roll with
我想和帮派成员们
The gangstas
一起嗨
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
尽管很明显我是个白人书呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我真是太白太宅
How'd I get so white and nerdy?
我怎会这么白这么宅?
I've been browsin', inspectin'
我不断浏览,搜集情报
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
收集所有X战警漫画书
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
我胸前的口袋有一堆原子笔,我必须守护它们!
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
有人体工学的键盘让我永远不会无聊
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
我网购空白光碟随身碟
I edit Wikipedia
我编辑维基百科
I memorized Holy Grail really well
我背"圣杯传奇"滚瓜烂熟
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
我可以立刻背桥段让你笑到站不起来
I got a business doing websites
我也接一些网站生意
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
当我朋友需要编程 还能找谁?
I do HTML for 'em all
我为他们每个人写HTML
Even made a homepage for my dog
甚至为我的狗建了个网站!
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
哟 !我买了一个霹雳腰包
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
因为GAP正好在打折
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
我与气泡包装袋共度春宵
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
啪啪啪!希望没人看到我
Gettin' freaky
真是猎奇
I'm nerdy in the extreme
我是书呆子中的王者
And whiter than sour cream
并且比酸奶酪还白
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
我加入过影音器材社 男声合唱团 甚至西洋棋社!
Only question I
唯一的问题
Ever thought was hard
让我很纠结
Was do I like Kirk
就是 我到底喜欢舰长寇克
Or do I like Picard
还是舰长毕凯
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
我的每个周末都要参加文艺复兴扮装园游会
Got my name on my underwear
我的每一件内裤都要写上名字!
They see me strollin'
他们看到我晃来晃去
They laughin'
他们嘲笑着我
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
眼睛转个不停
Just because I'm white and nerdy
因为我是个白人书呆子
Just because I'm white and nerdy
只因我又白又宅
All because I'm white and nerdy
全因我又白又宅
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
老天啊,我真是我又白又宅!
I wanna bowl with
我想和帮派朋友们
The gangstas
一起打保龄球
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
但是,唉,很明显 我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
认为我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我真是太白太宅
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我,我又白又宅
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