Ringtone

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)

But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)

My life is filled with such regret

A bad mistake I can't forget

And now I'll never be the same

Ringtone

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well, everybody (everybody)

Everybody (everybody)

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work

I look like the biggest jerk

Total strangers wanna slap me around

When it's ringin' on the terrace

My neighbors get embarrassed

They're beggin' me to move outta town

Well, it made my wife so sick

She smashed my iPhone with a brick

But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine

It's a pain, I sure don't need it

And I probably should delete it

But for me that would be crossin' the line

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

Hey, I paid good money for this...

Ringtone

Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well, everybody (everybody)

Everybody (everybody)

Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

Ringtone

Ringtone

Ahh, ooh

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)

Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)

Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)

Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)

All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)

All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)

Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea

Every single person everywhere unanimously

Everybody (everybody)

Everybody (everybody)

Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

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