歌词
Once, not very long ago,
曾经,在不久以前
I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
我受人敬仰,受人欢迎(受人欢迎,噢)
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
可如今我羞愧地低下了头(噢……)
My life is filled with such regret
我的人生顿时充满了悔恨
A bad mistake I can't forget
那个严重的错误,我无法忘却
And now I'll never be the same
如今我再也不是从前的那个我
Ringtone
铃声
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
我为什么会买下这个蠢铃声
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
我无法想象当时我是怎么想的
(What was I thinking?)
(我是怎么想的?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
我一接到电话,朋友们就全都盯向我
Well, everybody (everybody)
嗯,每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody (everybody)
每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
这世上的每个人都讨厌我的铃声
When my phone goes off at work
当我手机在办公中响起
I look like the biggest jerk
我看上去像个大傻冒
Total strangers wanna slap me around
陌生人也想给我几个耳光
When it's ringin' on the terrace
当它在屋外的平台上响起
My neighbors get embarrassed
我的邻居极为尴尬
They're beggin' me to move outta town
他们会恳求我搬出这个城
Well, it made my wife so sick
嗯,它让我妻子感到极为不适
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
她拿块砖砸碎了我的iPhone
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
但我修好了它,现在它完好无损
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
这真是种痛苦,我肯定不需要它
And I probably should delete it
我也许该删掉它
But for me that would be crossin' the line
但这对我来说有点过了
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
因为我不愿去浪费这99块钱
Hey, I paid good money for this...
嘿,我花了好多钱买下这个
Ringtone
铃声
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
我为什么会买下这个蠢铃声
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
我无法想象当时我是怎么想的
(Really, what was I thinking?)
(真的吗,我在想什么?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
我一接到电话,朋友们就全都盯向我
Well, everybody (everybody)
嗯,每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody (everybody)
每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
这世上的每个人都讨厌我的铃声
Ringtone
铃声
Ringtone
铃声
Ahh, ooh
啊……噢……
Chinese factory workers
中国工厂里的工人
(they hate my ringtone)
(他们讨厌我的铃声)
Muslim women in burqas
穿长袍的穆斯林妇女
(really hate my ringtone)
(非常讨厌我的铃声)
Starvin' kids in Angola
安哥拉挨饿的孩子
(they hate my ringtone)
(非常讨厌我的铃声)
Even folks with Ebola
就连感染埃博拉病毒的人
(just hate my ringtone)
(真的讨厌我的铃声)
All the nuns and nannies
所有的修女和保姆
(all the welfare mothers)
(所有靠救济的母亲)
All the Pakistanis
所有的巴基斯坦人
(all the Wayans brothers)
(所有的韦恩斯兄弟)
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
陆上的每个人,海上的每个人
Every single person everywhere unanimously
每个地方的每一个人一致认为
Everybody (everybody)
每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody (everybody)
每一个人(每一个人)
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
这广阔世上的每个人都讨厌我的
Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
铃声……
专辑信息
1.Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
2.CNR
3.TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)
4.Skipper Dan
5.Polka Face
6.Craigslist
7.Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)
8.Ringtone
9.Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars)
10.If That Isn't Love
11.Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.)
12.Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me