歌词
I'm a famous clown, in a flower crown.
我是个小丑 众星环绕
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
粉丝数决定了我的朋友圈
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
这个账号带你走进我的日常
It's just between you and me
就我们俩之间的事
And a hundred thousand other tweens.
但我俩之间还有几十万人
Don't care for money
不在乎钱
Don't care about the fame
更不在乎流量
i'm just collabing with my friends
我只是和朋友们拍拍合作视频
though I only know their screen names.
虽然我只知道他们的网名
After five minutes a week
每周五分钟的视频
you think you know me offline.
你就以为你了解了我
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
而我只是在用你们恰钱
I conjure fame with challenge vids and
拍那些挑战视频 只为了得到流量
I play drinking games to target kids and
再拍些酒令游戏 吸引小孩
I hope lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell whee
只希望下了地狱 路西法能卖我根自拍杆
Welcome welcome to the YouTube culture
欢迎 欢迎了解下油管文化
The YouTube cult
油管教
Hey guys! I'm on tour
家人们 瓦开始巡演辣！
So tug on mommy's hair
快去跟你妈撒个娇
If she pays two hundred bucks
让她给你1000块
you can meet and greet a millionaire
你就能来看看我 顺便让我变有钱
Ha ha hopping town to town
哈哈 一站又一站
On my first class flight
我都坐的头等舱
Which you kinda paid for when
其实机票钱都是你给的
You bought that book I didn't write
毕竟是你们买了我代写的自传
YouTubers had morals back in 2011
回看十年前 网红还都有点道德
More virgins were at vidcon than
典礼上新手网红
In al-qaeda heaven
比基地的人还多
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon
现在我们吸着肉桂粉
Copycat
看着抄袭狗 数着钱
Cashing in quality to quantity
从质量到产量
It's Kubrick to Kardashian
再从库布里克到卡戴珊
I idolize your idol eyes and
我~~~ 填满你空虚的内心
I'm monetizing kissing guys and
我~~~ 亲男生也要明码标价
I won't come out the closet
我暂时是不会出柜的
til I got something to sell about it
直到我找到了买点
Welcome welcome
欢迎 欢迎
To my youtube lifestyle
了解一下我的油管生活
Youtube lie
油管骗局
Welcome welcome to the youtube culture
欢迎 欢迎 了解一下油管文化
The youtube cult
油管教
There's a mystery to being at the top
活在顶端真是种迷
People think I'm divine
人们都以我为神
But the truth is
但事实上
We're not heroes
我们才不是英雄
We just play some online
我们只是玩玩网
I'm like hercules or thor
我就是大力神 是雷神
With a slightly slimmer bod
只是身体瘦弱点
'Cause yea I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
对啊 我只是个普通人 但我也是神
So i didn't write my book
对 我的书是代写的
Jesus didn't write the bible
耶稣也不是自己写的圣经
I spread my message to the land with 12-year-old disciples
我用我的小学生信徒来散播我的旨意
I've got more slave followers than
我比红海的摩西
Moses at the red sea
有更多忠诚的追随者
They purchase my biography despite the fact i'm 23
他们抢购我的人生传记 尽管我才23
So love me and I'll love you more
尽情的爱我吧 我也会同样爱你们
'Cause I love the way you love me
因为我就爱你们爱我的样子
My church is a merch store
我的周边商店 就是我的教堂
I'm privileged white and rich and male
我~~~ 又是白皮 又有钱 还是男的
And you are not
但你不是
So worship at my youtube sale
那你就只有崇拜我的份
I put the 'i' in defy and suddenly you diefy me
我把“我”变成“神” 然后你们就敬我为神
Welcome welcome to the youtube sensation
欢迎 欢迎 了解一下油管的感觉
Youtube sin
油管罪
Welcome welcome to my youtube lifestyle
欢迎 欢迎 了解一下我的油管生活
Youtube lie
油管谎言
Welcome welcome now now
欢迎 欢迎
Welcome welcome now now
欢迎 欢迎
Welcome welcome
欢迎 欢迎
I said welcome to the youtube cult
欢迎加入油管jiao
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