歌词
编曲：URBOIWHELAN
录音混缩：嘉沐音乐工作室
Wake up in the morning gotta lotta fuzz on my face
一大早醒来发现脸上长了好多胡子
It's 2030 on my mobile
手机上显示的年份是2030年
Oh.. well, so I'm thirty-four's
哦.. 行吧, 所以我是个三十四岁的人了
My body is itchy money stinky around me
我浑身发痒, 还有一堆返潮了的纸围在我身旁
smells like a dirty horse
闻起来像是匹没洗过澡的马
Don't know what just happened
弄不明白到底发生了些啥
My daughter Phenie just step into my room and..
这时候我女儿菲妮走进了我的房间
Wait.. what！？I got a daughter.. ?
等等.. 什么情况！？我有女儿了.. ？
She said Daddy, Mommy is gonna smash you
她说爸爸, 妈妈要来收拾你了
If you won't get up now, and that's an order！
如果你还不起床的话, 这是个命令！
And Matthew laugh out loud
还有马修也笑疯了
Right.. A son too.. my life is so sweet! No doubt！
还有个儿子.. 小日子真不错！对吧！
Hah..I try to move my body but it's hard as hell
哈.. 我尝试挪动我的身体但整个都僵住了
Rock the bell, Get up daddy！ Oh I will..
努把力, 爸比起床！ 我知道..
I open my quilt, （Huh）leg I see！（legacy）
我掀开了被子, （啥）看到了我的腿！
And then I got a phone call, they want me to rap for the Oscar later
然后我接到了一通电话, 他们想让我一会儿去奥斯卡来一首
Just one song only man please, as a favor
拜托了就当帮个忙, 一首就行
I said please man why me
我说我也求你了, 为什么非得是我
I gotta take me escalator
我只想乘着我的电扶梯（我只想做我自己的事）
And have lunch with my wifey downstairs
到楼下和我脑婆吃个午饭
Oh come on Justmove we gotta bunch of girls and they're long hair's
哦别这样老扎, 我们这儿有一堆妹子，还是你喜欢的长发类型
Cut it man.. shut the front door,now my wifey is calling
别了哥.. 就这样吧再见, 我脑婆在叫我
Hey babe that oatmeal is good get me some more
嘿宝贝这麦片真不错再給我来点
Such a fancy morning
真是个花里胡哨的早晨
Haha.. Yo.. Devil（what）out（woo）have a（Huh）kill（now）
呵呵.. 现在释放恶魔开始放肆
Different（yeah）style（l）ain't no（what）doubt（ow）
毋庸置疑的风格不同
But why am I say that huh？
我为什么要这么说呢？嗯？
Cuz you don't even know the way to make it rhyme
因为你连韵都不会押
Just keep telling everybody you're a rapper
只知道不停地给别人说自己是个说唱歌手
What's in your mind？Diaper？Huh？
你脑子里到底装的啥？宝宝裤吗？嗯？
Now speed it up a little bit
现在稍微提个速
I put a machine gun in your mouth like I got Rambo's soul
我像是被兰博附身一样让你口服口服
Slow it down！Just like the pandaren
请放慢脚步！就像熊猫人的口头禅那样
The Kamikazes gonna crash on 27th of February？
神风特攻队要提前三个月去送了？
I thank you very but all to ashtray
我谢谢了宁内不过全被我吐掉了
My bad bad attitude'll treat 'em Like I'm cutting noodles!
我坏坏的小态度对付他们就像切面条一样简单
That's not even the corse！
刚才这段不是副歌！
I lie to you！Obviously we've going to canoodling all night
我把你骗了！显然我们要争执一整晚
And help you find another job right？
然后再帮你找个别的事干，我说的对吗？
On the top I do some' of mob thang
在顶峰的我就不客气了
sigh 'em up damn on 'em
再给他们报个来我这受挫的名
triples triples that is all you've got
三连音三连音就是你会的所有东西了
But I am godzilla spray the fire up on you
但我是朝你头上喷火的哥斯拉
What do you think I am doing in this ninety-six seconds
你以为我这九十六秒都在干啥
But I still got nine times triples to show you
但我还有九个三连音没给你唱完
what am I gonna say,this is my present for all fakers
我还能说什么呢, 这是我送给所有fakesr的礼物
Enjoy it don't hate it chikka chikka
欣然接收吧 吱咯吱咯
Haha.. Yeah.. My last EP sounds really poop huh？（Yep）
哈哈.. 行.. 我上首歌听起来很酸臭对吧？（对）
But I tell the kids to move on（Yep）
但我是在教育孩子们往前看（没错）
If I give you the lyrics by the younger Justmove
如果我还像从前那样口无遮拦的话
I'd be dead long time ago, that's true
那我早就凉透了, 还真是这样
But anyway believe it or not I'm still the
不管你信不信我依然是哪个
Idol Idol killer
偶像 偶像 猎人
Nice rope Nice rope dealer
好段子好段子掌控者
My flow My flow river
我的节奏的节奏在流淌
菜狗菜狗对啦
Noob dog Noob dog That's right
Psycho Psycho miller
疯了疯了一样的干活
I vote I vote Trevor
我同意同意崔弗
带走带走弟啦
Take 'em Take 'em drop the wax
Cater Caterpillar
毛毛虫
Idol Idol killer
偶像偶像猎人
Nice rope Nice rope dealer
好段子好段子掌控者
My flow My flow river
我的节奏的节奏在流淌
菜狗菜狗对啦
Noob dog Noob dog That's right
Psycho Psycho miller
疯了疯了一样的干活
I vote I vote Trevor
我同意同意崔弗
带走带走弟啦
Take 'em Take 'em drop the wax
Cater Caterpillar
毛毛虫
I'm just a rapper of middle west of China
我只是个中国中西部的说唱歌手
Gonna play this game for the rest of my life
并打算余生都要钻研说唱
I don't give a thing if I can blow the rap or not
我并不在乎自己是否能因此出名
But I do care 'bout the fans
但我确实很在乎我的粉丝
It was you guys who made me Lance
是你们成就了今天的Lance（老扎的英文名）
All the haters came front and ding-dong and dissing my butt
黑特儿们想攻击老扎却摔了个趔趄, 被老扎用屁屁就挡住了
Your rap sounds like the Volkswagen and I am Maybach（My butt）
你的歌听起来碰得稀碎，而我是迈巴赫（而我是我的屁屁）
You and me just like the Maine（Mean）cat and a Lion
你和我就像是在拿一只缅因（刻薄的）猫在和狮子作比较一样
Don't die young
别年纪轻轻的就跟已经入土了似的
Suddenly my head spining
突然我感到头晕目眩
Feels like a pet swimming
感觉浑身都不像是自己的
Like I'll dead in a minute
好像很快就要凉了的样子
My body is on the ice sea, I see time reversing
我的身体像躺在寒冷的海上, 我看到时间在倒流
I try to move my body but it's totally stuck
我尝试挪动我的身体但完全动不了
But my mouth keep rapping like a rap version of Tony Stark
但我的嘴却一直在说唱，像是说唱版的托泥翔大颗
Then I wake up, 2020 on my phone
然后我醒了, 手机上显示的是2020年
Damn.. I just made a song in my dream
我去.. 居然在梦里写了首歌
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