Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus -Jesse James

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi this is Jesus

I can't get to the phone right now

But if you leave a message after the tone

I'll get right back to you）

Dear Jesus

I don't believe in you no more

Dear Jesus

I think you should know the score

I never met you

Cos you lived a long long time ago

Not to upset you

But there's not a lot to know

Born in a stable

Is the story we were told

He had a beard

And you wore a lot of ****ty clothes

He walked on water then you

Held a kickin'party on the beach

And the people gathered round

To watch you talk and hail and preach

But the bunch of pretty fishers

Turnin'water into wine

Sure I'd be a true believer

If I'd been there at the time

Dear Jesus

I aint buyin'all this ****

Dear Jesus

I dont want no part of it

Don't know what you had in mind

But I'm sure it wasn't this

I met a couple of cool Christians

But the Rev's just take the piss

They it's awful to be gay cos there aint no family

And they made you give them money

When you see them on TV

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus

Looks like we're gona hafta

Throw things down the old school way

What my mum said Bring it on

Dear Jesus el Presidente

Declared war on them today

He read the Bible evidently

And your Dad says it's ok

Like this guy lives on my block

He's such an ***hole to my mom

And he flips off all the Muslims

Like their doin'somethin'wrong

I know plenty other dicks like that

But this just makes it worse

He thinks he is so much better

Just because he goes to church

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

If you come back just like you said you would

I know that we could chill

But these days we need some evidence

To show that your for real

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

I hope you got my message

When your back if you can

If you even leave tonight

It's means I'm your number one fan