Kathleen McArthur

I work for the father of

Kath-a-leen

McArthur,

So respectable, so refined.

I tend to the garden,

I then clean the yard

And straighten up the "No trespassing" sign.

Oh, they've got a fishing yacht and a limousine,

And a very lovely daughter,

Kath-a-leen.

In a house that's fit for twenty, there they sit with plenty,

Independently, high society.

Every morning when

I meet her,

I tip my hat to greet her "Well hello, Kathleen, how are you today?"

Kathleen, so serene,

Daddy's unaware

Of the mask you wear, and the love we share.

Yes, I work for the father of

Kath-a-leen

McArthur,

So respectable, so refined.