I Want To Conquer The World

Hey Brother Christian with your high and might errand

Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying

Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion

Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation

Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure

Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?

Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?

Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?

And I want to conquer the world

Give all the idiots a brand new religion

Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil

Promote equality in all my decisions

With a quick wink of the eye

And a God you must be joking

Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations

Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station?

Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation

And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations

And I want to conquer the world

Give all the idiots a brand new religion

Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil

Promote equality in all of my decisions

I want to conquer the world

Expose the culprits and feed them to the children

I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales

We'll have peace on earth and global communion

I want to conquer the world

I want to conquer the world

I want to conquer the world

I want to conquer the world