I'm Conscious Of Myself

I'm conscious of myself

Of my health

When I'm visiting friends

I'm conscious of myself

Of my wealth

When I've nothing to spend

I'm conscious of myself

When I'm sad

And I've nothing to say

I'm conscious of myself

Being bad

In a juvenile way

I'm conscious of myself

Gaining weight

Eating food that I like

I'm conscious of myself

Feeling hate

For the models I like

I'm conscious of myself

Growing old

Growing baggage to move

I'm conscious of myself

Getting cold

Lost the love I could prove

So I take Vic pills

Contraception, gin calls

Visits to health clubs

No more nights in boy's books

Counseling

Cooking

Dinner party booking

Don't you just love my ass?

I'm conscious of myself

On the shelf

Got no man in my life

I'm conscious of myself

Check yourself

I'm your fantasy wife

I'm conscious of myself

Bad breath

It's garlic today

I'm conscious of myself

Nearer death

With the passing of the days

I'm conscious of myself

Near you

Your confidence is strong

I'm conscious of myself

Me too

But I get it all wrong

I'm conscious of myself

In bed

Do you like it this way?

I'm conscious of myself

Dead head

Knowing what you won't say

So I take Vic pills

Contraception, gin calls

Visits to health clubs

No more nights in boy's books

Counseling

Cooking

Dinner party bookings

Don't you just love my ass?

So I want blue eyes

Breast enlargements

Firm thighs

Chocolate milkshakes

No more diet headaches

***ual branding

More than understanding

Don't you just love my ass?

So I take Vic pills

Contraception, gin calls

Visits to health clubs

No more nights in boy's books

Counseling

Cooking

Dinner party bookings

Won't you please love my ass?

I'm conscious of myself

I'm conscious of myself

I'm conscious of myself

I'm conscious of myself