Pregnant Women are Smug

Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it,

Because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun

You think you’re so deep now

You give me the creeps now

Now that you’re pregnant

I can’t count all the ways how

You speak in clichés now

I can’t wait to hear someone say

Don’t care if it’s brain dead

Don’t care if it’s limbless

If it has a *****

Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it,

Because they’re pregnant

This zen world you’re enjoying

Makes you really annoying

*****, I don’t really care

I was being polite now

Since you have no life now

That you’re pregnant

You say you’re walking on air

You think that you’re glowing

But you had been ho-ing

And now you’re pregnant

You’re just giving birth now

You’re not mother earth now

Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it,

because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun

You think you’re so deep now

You give me the creeps now

Now that you’re pregnant