All Your Exes

Hmm-mmh

I know where you've been what you've done

Who you loved it's a part of who you are

But the maturity ship sails when I hold you in my arms

There's a spot on your chest just for me

It's personally addressed

And anyone there before me

Should be a criminal offense

When your friends tell stories about 2017

I know there's parts that they leave out

To be considerate of me

Wish I could be blissfully unaware

Of where you used to put your mouth

And who you write your f**king songs about

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna kill all the memories that you saved in your head

Be the only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna live in a world where there's no exes at all

Like you were waiting for me to be the first thing you fall for

The only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

Please don't tell me if I accidentally stumble

Into something that reminds you of her

No I don't need your previous statistics

Where you spent your last Christmas

Spare your past-life specifics

Oh and when your friends tell stories about 2023

I hope they hardly can recall there was a you without a me

Wish I could be blissfully unaware

Of the history on your couch

And who your songs all used to be about

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna kill all the memories that you saved in your head

Be the only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna live in a world where there's no exes at all

Like you were waiting for me to be the first thing you fall for

The only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

Don't tell me to make nice

That I should try to empathize

I'm confident I've got them accurately demonized

You tell me not to worry I'm the only thing you see

Well yeah I f**king better be

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna kill all the memories that you saved in your head

Be the only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead

I wanna live in a world where there's no exes at all

Like you were waiting for me to be the first thing you fall for

The only girl that's ever been in your bed

I wanna live in a world where all your exes are dead