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VIDEO GAME Rap Battles
VIDEO GAME Rap Battles
PLAYER ONE-JEVIL
玩家一:JEVIL
PLAYER TWO-SANS
玩家二:SANS
FIGHT!!!
开始!!!
(Round1Part1 Jevil)
(第一回合Part1 Jevil)
HOW ABOUT YOU SPARE ME YOUR JUDGEMENT
你在审判的时候饶恕我如何?
CAUSE NOW MY COURT IS IN SESSION
因为我的法院正在开庭
AND I JUST WANT TO PLAY A GAME,NOT GET MORALITY LESSONS
而我只想玩一场游戏,而不是上道德课程
SO IT'S NOT QUESTION WHEN THIS PEST IS GUNNIN' MII ON THE TRACK
所以毫无疑问,这个讨厌鬼是备战中的MII枪手
I'LL WEAR YOUR BODY AS A SKIN AND THEN I'LL BRING IT INTO SMASH
我会穿着你的身体作为皮肤,然后参加大乱斗
MAKE SENSE YOU'RE A SKELETON,I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS AT
你是个骷髅,所以我不知道你的脑子在哪
CLAIM YOU'RE HIGH AND MIGHTY,TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR LAZY ACTS
你自命不凡,而我只看到了你的懒惰行为
YOU WAITED FOR YOUR TEAM TO MEET ALL THEIR DEFEATS
你等待你的团队却等到他们全部都被打败
TO TEACH YOUR RIGHTEOUS THEMES?
教你唱正义的主题曲?
WHAT A MEGALOVANIAC!!!
真是个狂妄之人呢!!!
I COULD FALL ASLEEP FOR 100 YEARS FROM THE BORING BATTLE
我可以在这场无聊的战争中睡上一百年
THAT YOU'RE BRINGING HERE AND BEAT YOU BADLY ALL THE SAME
结果永远都是你在自讨苦吃
THE DIAMONDS THAT I SPIT CAN SPIN THE CLUB SO IT'S INSANE
我能在一堆方块中出千变个梅花,这很疯狂吧
YOU WANT TO GAMBLE WITH YOUR LIFE
你想赌上性命
CAUSE YOU'LL BE PAYING IT BACK IN SPADES
因为肯定想得到回报,而你只能得到黑桃
WHEN YOU'RE THE WEAKEST IN YOUR TEAM AND THAT'S CANNON
你是你团队中最弱的那一个,一事无成
YOU'RE BLUFFIN',WHEN YOU'RE ACTIN' TOUGH
你表现的很强硬的时候只是在糊弄别人
JUST LIKE YOU'RE STANDIN' FOR JUSTICE
就像你站在正义的那一方一样
AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS THE JEASTER,STILL YOU'RE CRACKIN' ME UP
我想我才是弄臣,而你却让我大笑
THAT'S CAUSE WHEN I RAP, I CAN DO ANYTHING
那是因为我在说唱的时候,我可以做到一切
WHILE YOU STAND AND DO NOTHIN'
而你站在一旁啥也做不了
(Part2 Sans:)
(Part2 Sans:)
WELL YOU SPIT ONE THING TURE IN FACT
好吧,你扯对了一件事
THAT WHEN WE'RE RAPPIN',I CAN DO NOTHIN'
我们说唱的时候,我啥也做不了
BECAUSE YOUR GAME DOESN'T REQUIRE FIGHTING YOU TO PASS
因为你的游戏通关不需要打败你
SO IT'S NO MYSTERY I'LL LEAVE YOUR FLOODED AS IF I USED A BLUE ATTACK
所以很显然,我会让你五体投地,就像我使用了蓝色魔法
AT LEAST MY FRIENDS ARE STAYIN' BY ME
至少我的朋友都在我身边
YOU JUST RAMBLE AND ANNOY THEM TILL THEY BREAK AT THE SEAMS
而你只会瞎比比,他们都在SEAM那里与你分离
SO THEY SHOVE YOU IN THE DUNGEON AND THEY BREAK ALL THE KEYS
他们把你关在地牢里,毁掉了所有钥匙
NOW EVEN MALIUS COULD NOT FIX UP YOUR STRAYED SANITY
现在就连MALIUS都没法治好你这神经病
STOP YOUR ABSURD VERSE COSPLAYIN' NERD
停止你这荒谬的角色扮演,真是头脑简单
I COULD FIND THE BETTER RHYMES IN THE LINES OF A WORD SEARCH
我甚至能用单词搜索找到更好的韵脚
STILL YOU WILL BLURT HOW WE'RE SHEEP AND YOU'RE FREE
你仍想说我们有多胆小你有多自由?
NOBODY'S PLAYED A JOKER THIS FAKE DEEP SINCE JOAQUIN
在杰昆之后,没有人能把小丑装的这么深
TOPPIN' SECERT BOSSES WON'T BE MUCH OF A TEST
最终的隐藏boss都算不上挑战
WHEN PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME ON MY FIGHT
人们只会花更多时间在我的对战
THAN YOUR MAIN STORY'S QUEST
超过了你主任务的时长
SO IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AND THEY JEST,WELL
如果你好奇为什么人们看到你都发出了嘲笑,好吧
MAYBE IT'S THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED
也许是因为你的穿着可笑
(Round2Part1Jevil:)
(第二回合Part1Jevil:)
YOU DON'T THROW PUNCHES,JUST PUNS,YOU'RE CALLING THAT A COMEBACK
你没有爆点,只是双关这也叫回击?
HOPE IN MY HEART YOU WEREN'T STARTING WITH YOUR HARDEST ATTACK
我衷心希望你还没有使用你的最强杀招
AND WHO CARES WHO'S SECRET?WE'RE JUST PIECES IN A GAME SO ANSWER
而谁在乎秘密呢?我们只是游戏的一部分所以回答我
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE AN ACE?
你真觉得你是第一名?
IF YES,YOU'RE MORE CLUSELESS THAN LANCER
如果觉得,那你比LANCER还要蠢
SANS,YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOOMED TO SUFFER SUCH A HURRIBLE TIME
SANS,你知道遭受了这么糟糕的时光后你会玩完
WHERE YOU GET BEATEN ON REPEAT LIKE IT'S THE CAROUSEL RIDE
就像轮回的旋转木马一样,你一次一次被击败
TRY TO MAKE ME DEVIL'S KNIFE,YOU'LL BE RESET BACK ON THE MIC
如果我是我手持的恶魔之刃,而你就是祈求重置的麦克风
BECAUSE THE VIEWERS OF THESE FIGHTS WILL NEVER BE PACIFIED
因为与你见面并战斗的人永远走不了和平线
(Part2Sans:)
(Part2Sans:)
THIS FIGHT'S' FULL OF SURPRISES,IT'S A SHAME THAT NOBODY'S FIND IT
这场比赛充满惊喜,却没人发现
IF YOU HAD A PRISON GUARD,YOU WOULD LOSE TO PAPYRUS
如果你是监狱守卫,那你完败给PAPYRUS
ALL THIS CHAOS IS FOR NOTHING CAUSE,MAN WE KNOW
一切混沌都是毫无意义的,伙计我们都知道
PEOPLE ONLY KNOW YOUR GAME BECAUSE MY CAMEO(OH!SANS!)
人们都是因为我这个配角才知道你这个游戏
A MAN WHO'S DRESSED SO FAB AND LIKES TO BLAB ABOUT HIS GOSSIP?
一个华而不实,逼逼赖赖的人?
NO NEED TO HIDE,I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STEPPED OUT OF THAT CLOSET
没必要藏起来,我想你是时候该走出柜子
SUCKS THAT YOU HAD FLOPPED TO BE A COOL CRYPTIC VILLAIN
身为一个高冷神秘的大反派,你真是太失败
WHO TURNED OUT LESS OF A GASTER AND MORE OF A TEM VILLAGE
你不像GASTER那样恐怖反而更像提米村可爱
GAME OVER!!!
游戏结束!!!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!!!
选择你的角色!!!
VIDEO GAME Rap Battles
VIDEO GAME Rap Battles
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