Sans vs. Jevil

VIDEO GAME Rap Battles

PLAYER ONE-JEVIL

PLAYER TWO-SANS

FIGHT!!!

(Round1Part1 Jevil)

HOW ABOUT YOU SPARE ME YOUR JUDGEMENT

CAUSE NOW MY COURT IS IN SESSION

AND I JUST WANT TO PLAY A GAME,NOT GET MORALITY LESSONS

SO IT'S NOT QUESTION WHEN THIS PEST IS GUNNIN' MII ON THE TRACK

I'LL WEAR YOUR BODY AS A SKIN AND THEN I'LL BRING IT INTO SMASH

MAKE SENSE YOU'RE A SKELETON,I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS AT

CLAIM YOU'RE HIGH AND MIGHTY,TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR LAZY ACTS

YOU WAITED FOR YOUR TEAM TO MEET ALL THEIR DEFEATS

TO TEACH YOUR RIGHTEOUS THEMES?

WHAT A MEGALOVANIAC!!!

I COULD FALL ASLEEP FOR 100 YEARS FROM THE BORING BATTLE

THAT YOU'RE BRINGING HERE AND BEAT YOU BADLY ALL THE SAME

THE DIAMONDS THAT I SPIT CAN SPIN THE CLUB SO IT'S INSANE

YOU WANT TO GAMBLE WITH YOUR LIFE

CAUSE YOU'LL BE PAYING IT BACK IN SPADES

WHEN YOU'RE THE WEAKEST IN YOUR TEAM AND THAT'S CANNON

YOU'RE BLUFFIN',WHEN YOU'RE ACTIN' TOUGH

JUST LIKE YOU'RE STANDIN' FOR JUSTICE

AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS THE JEASTER,STILL YOU'RE CRACKIN' ME UP

THAT'S CAUSE WHEN I RAP, I CAN DO ANYTHING

WHILE YOU STAND AND DO NOTHIN'

(Part2 Sans:)

WELL YOU SPIT ONE THING TURE IN FACT

THAT WHEN WE'RE RAPPIN',I CAN DO NOTHIN'

BECAUSE YOUR GAME DOESN'T REQUIRE FIGHTING YOU TO PASS

SO IT'S NO MYSTERY I'LL LEAVE YOUR FLOODED AS IF I USED A BLUE ATTACK

AT LEAST MY FRIENDS ARE STAYIN' BY ME

YOU JUST RAMBLE AND ANNOY THEM TILL THEY BREAK AT THE SEAMS

SO THEY SHOVE YOU IN THE DUNGEON AND THEY BREAK ALL THE KEYS

NOW EVEN MALIUS COULD NOT FIX UP YOUR STRAYED SANITY

STOP YOUR ABSURD VERSE COSPLAYIN' NERD

I COULD FIND THE BETTER RHYMES IN THE LINES OF A WORD SEARCH

STILL YOU WILL BLURT HOW WE'RE SHEEP AND YOU'RE FREE

NOBODY'S PLAYED A JOKER THIS FAKE DEEP SINCE JOAQUIN

TOPPIN' SECERT BOSSES WON'T BE MUCH OF A TEST

WHEN PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME ON MY FIGHT

THAN YOUR MAIN STORY'S QUEST

SO IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AND THEY JEST,WELL

MAYBE IT'S THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED

(Round2Part1Jevil:)

YOU DON'T THROW PUNCHES,JUST PUNS,YOU'RE CALLING THAT A COMEBACK

HOPE IN MY HEART YOU WEREN'T STARTING WITH YOUR HARDEST ATTACK

AND WHO CARES WHO'S SECRET?WE'RE JUST PIECES IN A GAME SO ANSWER

DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE AN ACE?

IF YES,YOU'RE MORE CLUSELESS THAN LANCER

SANS,YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOOMED TO SUFFER SUCH A HURRIBLE TIME

WHERE YOU GET BEATEN ON REPEAT LIKE IT'S THE CAROUSEL RIDE

TRY TO MAKE ME DEVIL'S KNIFE,YOU'LL BE RESET BACK ON THE MIC

BECAUSE THE VIEWERS OF THESE FIGHTS WILL NEVER BE PACIFIED

(Part2Sans:)

THIS FIGHT'S' FULL OF SURPRISES,IT'S A SHAME THAT NOBODY'S FIND IT

IF YOU HAD A PRISON GUARD,YOU WOULD LOSE TO PAPYRUS

ALL THIS CHAOS IS FOR NOTHING CAUSE,MAN WE KNOW

PEOPLE ONLY KNOW YOUR GAME BECAUSE MY CAMEO(OH!SANS!)

A MAN WHO'S DRESSED SO FAB AND LIKES TO BLAB ABOUT HIS GOSSIP?

NO NEED TO HIDE,I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STEPPED OUT OF THAT CLOSET

SUCKS THAT YOU HAD FLOPPED TO BE A COOL CRYPTIC VILLAIN

WHO TURNED OUT LESS OF A GASTER AND MORE OF A TEM VILLAGE

GAME OVER!!!

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!!!

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