This Is Not a Christmas Song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

The Christmas tree's on fire

Santa's holding the lighter

My parents are both liars

I got gifts but want subscribers

Thanks for the candy basket

Oh God, another jacket

My stocking's filled with acid

Am I dreaming? What just happened?

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

My neighbors compete to see

Who can put up more blinding lights

The kids all wish away the month

'Cause they want presents in sight

This year had me so mad

I've been bad, got coal that

Is sitting under my tree

I think that my Christmas has died

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

When I was just a boy

Christmas brought so much joy

Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter

I couldn't sleep late at night

Looking for Santa with lights

Those are the memories I still remember

Then I became a man

Lost sight of who I am

But right in front of me was the answer

'Cause on Christmas I feel joy

And I turn back to a boy

The answer is to stay young forever

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas

This is not a Christmas song