歌词与中文翻译
Greetings Earthlings
地球人，你们好！
My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron
我的名字叫Alaska ，来自5000光年前的Glametron星球
What's yours?
不说说你吗？
Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
我不远万里的赶来只为听听你的故事，都不说说你的名字？
So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
所以让我们用特立独行的方式来打个招呼
Shall We?
好嘛？
Hi...
你好哇...
Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
性感的小野猫，虽然对你知之甚少，但你给我的感觉不可言喻的美妙
Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
最近啊 一直有个问题缠绕着我 烦透了
That we need to discuss right now.
我们必须立马谈谈这个问题
Is That Ok with you Honey?
可以吗 甜心宝贝？
Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？
You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
真的准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
确定准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
确定确定准备好了吗
Are You Ready?
真的想听吗？
Are You Ready?
那我开始咯？
Are You Ready?
真的开始咯？
Are You Ready?
我要说的就是...
Are You Ready?
就是...
Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了
Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑瞎了眼
Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑的犯规
Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑的惨无人寰
But I love you anyway
但是我还是很爱你呢
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常 非常心悦你
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了 丑的惊人
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
化的妆简直鬼画符
Your Makeup is Terrible
但丑的正合我意
But I love you anyway
无论如何都很爱你
Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.
我听说这里有世界上宇宙无敌狂野酷炫叼炸天的俱乐部
Is That Correct?
是这样的吗？
(uh-huh) Mm-hmm
嗯哼 究竟如何呢？
Well it better be, because
那它最好是如此
I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
因为我可不是那种在门口摆噱头玩恶作剧的人
Mr. Doorman, what's that?
门童先生，什么？
You need my I.D.?
要看我的证件？
This face is my I.D. mother******
这盛世美颜就是我的通行证 混蛋！
Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back
我可不是那种背地里搞小动作
And Talk *************t on you.
然后讲你坏话的碧池
If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
我不记仇，一般有仇 我当场就报了
Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
我们现在再谈谈，好吧？
Ok?
可以嘛？
Alright?
行嘛？
Ok?
嗯？
Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
你准备好了吗
You specifically, Are You Ready?
就是你，好伐？
(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
我呀，时刻准备着
Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
没准备好的话
Are You Ready?
我待会再来问一遍
Are You Ready?
所以准备好了么？
Are You Ready?
那我开始咯
Are You Ready?
就是...
Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化妆丑爆了
Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑到吐血
Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑到昏厥
Your Makeup Is Terrible
但丑的别致
But I love you anyway
不管怎样 爱你哟
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常 非常中意你
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了 丑的惊人
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
化的妆简直鬼画符
Your Makeup is Terrible
但丑的正合我意
But I love you anyway
无论如何都很爱你
Oh my gosh...
天啊撸...
This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
要到这首歌最严肃的部分了，听好喽
(Oh my god...)
我滴天...
You see, there is something I have to confess
看得出么，有些事情我得向你坦白
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
你我之间有太多我没想到的共同点
And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
并且呀 有件事情我现在就得勾起你的注意
Are You Ready? (I think so...)
你准备听我说了吗？（也许吧...）
Oh no... Are You Ready?
哦不...准备好了么？
That's better.
这样好多了
Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
真的准备好了吗？
Are You Ready?
那我开始咯
Are You Ready?
我要告诉你的就是
Are You Ready?
就是...
Are You Ready?
那个...
My Makeup Is Terrible
我化妆也丑爆了
My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
我化妆也不咋地
My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
我们俩半斤八两
My Makeup Is Terrible
五十步笑百步
But do you love me anyway?
但你还是一样爱我 对吧？
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常非常非常爱我 是嘛？
My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
我的化妆丑爆了
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你的装束也不咋地
Our Makeup is Terrible
我们的装束简直天作之合
But I love you anyway
无论如何，我都爱你