Too Many Friends

My computer thinks I'm gay

I threw that piece of junk

away on the champs-Elysees

as I was walking home.

this is m last communique

down the supper highway all

that I have left to say in

a single tome.

I got too many friends too

many people that I'll never

meet and I'll never be there

for I'll never be there for

cause I'll never be there.

If I could give it all away

will it come back to me

someday like a needle in the

hay or an expensive stone.

But I got a reson to declaim

the applications are to blame

for all my sorrow an my pain

a feeling so alone.

I got too many friends too

many people that I'll never

meet and I'll never be there

for I'll never be there for

cause I'll never be there.

My computer thinks I'm gay

I threw that piece of junk

away on the champs-Elysees

as I was walking home.

I got too many friends too

many people that I'll never

meet and I'll never be there

for I'll never be there for

cause I'll never be there