Cretin Family

One, two, three, four

I am not so upset about my horrible self

So why don't you go upset yourself

Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face

What a disgrace man and you know it's true

Cretin family, cretin family,

Cretin family, everyone's against me

Cretin family, cretin family, cretin family,

Oi, oi, oi, oi

Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out

Look what's happenin' now it's all your fault

You can't do nothin' absolutely nothin' okay

Why don't you get a hula hoop?

And do the cretin hop and

Cretin family, cretin family,

Cretin family, everyone's against me

Cretin family, cretin family, cretin family,

Oi, oi, oi, oi

I'm never wrong, tell me what to do?

Here's a little curse it's from me to you

It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will

You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad

Cretin family, cretin family,

Cretin family, everyone's against me

Cretin family, cretin family, cretin family,

Oi, oi, oi, oi

Everyone's against me, oi, oi, oi, oi

Everyone's against me, oi, oi, oi, oi

Everyone's against me, oi, oi, oi, oi

Everyone's against me, oi, oi, oi, oi