Razor Burn

She broke up with me,

two days later...

I think she met Don Juan in Italy,

she has a new man,

I have a new mustache.

Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man,

and everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter

to walk the earth alone,

I'll never shave again.

On the night she left me,

facial hair grew miraculously,

I dressed in black like Johnny Cash,

and grew this beard of shame.

I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn,

and some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons,

look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot.

It's over,

she left me,

and she will soon forget me,

she found out I was lame,

I grew a beard of shame.

Come all ye faithful,

joyful and triumphant,

I am a new man,

I have a beard of shame.