Punchline

He’s walking out,

head in his hands and he’s too drunk to drive.

He says out loud,

I've been asleep at the wheel my whole damn life.

What a difference a day makes,

Oh, you started off thinking you were the top of your game.

You were telling jokes with the sun rise,

but by the end of the day, you were looking like a punchline.

Come on now,

why don’t you spin us another great line?

Tell us how,

Your gonna make twenty in half the time.

Fool around

While I'm breaking my back to stay above the line

It’s a battle cry, it’s a screaming siren down the 305.

It’s a wedding band, thrown out the window of a black sedan.

But when the fire starts burning, you’ll be begging me to start again

He Says out loud, I've been asleep at the wheel my whole damn life.