I Wish I Was the President

It's the end of the month

I gotta pay the rent

I wish I was the

PresidentIt's the end of the month and all my money i spent

I wish I was the

PresidentI'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence

So I could keep all the terrorists out

I'd be the king of the world

I would lie and deny

And get high with little honor role girls

I wish I was the

PresidentIt's the end of the month and what a year so far

I wish I was the

PresidentEvery end of the month

I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar

Where I'd be drinkin for free

And have a bunch of naked *****es yellin **** the poilce with me

Snortin **** up my nose

With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the

PresidentA mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the

PresidentIt's the end of the month another one down the drain

I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

And I would still complain

I'd do whatever

I pleaseAnd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

I'd smoke the ****st cigars drive a muscle car

And ****11 differnt porno stars

I'd live a hell of a life

I would never pay taxes

And I'd barely have to see my wife

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the

PresidentA mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the

PresidentStop your whining cause your *****in naggings killing me

Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy

Goddammit do you have to complain

Don't you think

I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing

I wish I was the

President