歌词
Twenty years and going strong
二十岁小伙可健壮
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom
却从未在母亲面前和自己的女孩恩爱亮相
He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show
他有自己最爱的二次元抱枕
He wears a ****ing fedora everywhere he goes
他去哪都穿个糟糕的软呢帽
I don't think this guy is on this world
我觉得这人可能白活了
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
他以为待人善良就能追到对象
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be
难怪他会抱怨事与愿违
"Why does this always happen to me?"
“为啥这总会发生到我身上”
to me...
到我身上...
SHE'S STUPID PRETTY
她是该死地漂亮
HE'S PRETTY STUPID
他却愚蠢得该死
LONELY LOSER
孤独屌丝
CHEWING A TOOTHPICK
咬着牙签
LOST IN THE DARK
黑暗中摸索
TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS
怎么打开灯
HE JUST WANTS THE ONE
他只想要那女孩
SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT
她却想今晚开干
SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF
她脱下裙子
HE DIDN'T NOTICE
他没有在意
HE GAVE HER A HUG
他给她拥抱
SHE WANTED A KISS
她想要亲吻
He missed the signs
他错过暗示
So she found a different guy
她另寻新欢
So sorry, Jack
真抱歉杰哥
But better luck next time
下次好运吧
女孩不行 接触不得
Girl's just suck, they're out of touch
迅速再找个对象又力不从心
I guess that asking for a quick one is just to much
那她就是个不懂回报的贱人
So she's a b***h 'cause she doesn't like you back
你是狼群的阿尔法 她却是欧米伽
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack
但他今晚想起你
But come tonight he's gonna think of you and
用纸巾和左右手解决自己的私事
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
抱着抱枕 哭着入睡
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep
“那个女孩就应和我在一起”
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me"
在一起...
with me...
她是该死地漂亮
SHE'S STUPID PRETTY
他却愚蠢得该死
HE'S PRETTY STUPID
孤独屌丝
LONELY LOSER
咬着牙签
CHEWING A TOOTHPICK
黑暗中摸索
LOST IN THE DARK
怎么打开灯
TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS
他只想要那女孩
HE JUST WANTS THE ONE
她却想今晚开干
SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT
她脱下裙子
SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF
他没有在意
HE DIDN'T NOTICE
他给她拥抱
HE GAVE HER A HUG
她想要亲吻
SHE WANTED A KISS
他错过暗示
He missed the signs
她另寻新欢
So she found a different guy
真抱歉杰哥
So sorry, Jack
下次好运吧
But better luck next time
怎么一回事
从未拥有她
What's the matter
找到下一任
Never had her
隐藏前一任
Find another
抑制傲气
Hide your daughters
随之而去
Suck up your pride
偶尔错失
Go with the ride
她不要你
Sometimes you lose
怎么一回事（下一个）
She doesn't want you
从未拥有她（放手吧）
What's the matter (move on)
你会没事的（她走了）
Never had her (let go)
（下次好运）
You'll be alright (she's gone)
她是该死地漂亮
(Better luck next time)
他却愚蠢得该死
SHE'S STUPID PRETTY
孤独屌丝
HE'S PRETTY STUPID
咬着牙签
LONELY LOSER
黑暗中摸索
CHEWING A TOOTHPICK
怎么打开灯
LOST IN THE DARK
他只想要那女孩
TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS
她却想今晚开干
HE JUST WANTS THE ONE
她脱下裙子
SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT
他没有在意
SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF
他给她拥抱
HE DIDN'T NOTICE
她想要亲吻
HE GAVE HER A HUG
他错过暗示
SHE WANTED A KISS
她另寻新欢
He missed the signs
真抱歉杰哥
So she found a different guy
下次好运吧
So sorry, Jack
她是该死地漂亮
But better luck next time
他却愚蠢得该死
SHE'S STUPID PRETTY
孤独屌丝
HE'S PRETTY STUPID
咬着牙签
LONELY LOSER
黑暗中摸索
CHEWING A TOOTHPICK
怎么打开灯
LOST IN THE DARK
他只想要那女孩
TRYING TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS
她却想今晚开干
HE JUST WANTS THE ONE
她脱下裙子
SHE WANTS SOMETHING TO BITE TONIGHT
他没有在意
SHE TOOK HER SKIRT OFF
他给她拥抱
HE DIDN'T NOTICE
她想要亲吻
HE GAVE HER A HUG
他错过暗示
SHE WANTED A KISS
她另寻新欢
He missed the signs
真抱歉杰哥
So she found a different guy
下次好运吧
So sorry, Jack
等等 别走
But better luck next time
我知道我们是绝配（从未拥有她）
再给个机会 留下吧（你会没事的）
Wait, don't go (what's the matter)
没了我你一定更高兴吧
I know we were meant to be (never had her)
One chance, please stay (you'll be alright)
I guess you're happy without me
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