歌词
There! Right There!
看哪儿，对，就是那儿
From "Legally Blonde"
选自音乐剧《律政俏佳人》
演唱：胥子含YAYA
There! Right there!
看那儿，对，就是那儿
Look at that tan, well-tended skin.
看那晒到黄褐色恰到好处的皮肤
Look at the killer shape he's in.
看那性感的结实线条
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
看那棱角分明的下巴
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
哦天他是基佬，绝对是
I'm not about to celebrate.
我可没准备去庆祝
Every trait could indicate.
所有特征都暗示着
A totally straight expatriate.
他是个标准异性恋侨民
That guy's not gay, I say not gay.
那家伙不是基佬，我说不是
That is the elephant in the room.
这是个一叶障目的严重事实
Well, is it relevant to assume.
就这么假设
That a man who wears perfume
那个喷香水的精致男人
Is automatically, radically fey?
自动地彻底地与基挂钩可以吗？
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
但你看他那梳得油光水滑一丝不苟的头发
Look at his silk translucent socks.
看他那光滑的半透明丝袜
There's the eternal paradox.
这可是个永恒终极悖论！
Look what we're seein'.
瞧，我们看到了什么
What are we seein'?
我们在看什么？
Is he gay?
他是基佬吗
Of course he's gay!
绝对是！
Or European?
还是欧洲人？
Oh...
噢噢噢噢
Gay or European?
是基佬还是欧洲人？
It's hard to guarantee
这还真是难以确定
Is he gay or European?
他是基佬还是欧洲人
Well, hey, don't look at me!
诶你别看我
You see, they bring their boys up different
你知道，他们以另类的方式抚养男孩子
In those charming foreign ports
在那迷人的异邦
They play peculiar sports
他们做不同寻常的运动
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
还穿着吸引眼球的衬衫和小短裤
Gay or foreign fella?
基佬还是异邦人？
The answer could take weeks
答案要几周后才能揭晓
They both say things like "ciao bella"
他们会一边说着“再见了，美人(意大利语)”
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
一边亲吻着你的双颊
Oh, please.
噢，拜托了
Gay or European?
到底是基佬还是异邦人啊
So many shades of gray
真是扑朔迷离
Depending on the time of day,
一天不同的时辰
The French go either way.
法国人可弯可直
Is he gay or European, or--?
他到底是基佬还是欧洲人？或者
There! Right there!
看那儿，对，就是那儿
Look at that condescending smirk
看他那虚情假意屈尊纡贵的笑
Seen it on every guy at work
社畜哪个不是这样
That is a metro, hetero jerk
他就是个异性恋都市佬
That guy's not gay
那个家伙绝对不是基佬
I say no way
我说绝对不是
That is the elephant in the room
这是一叶障目的严重事实
Well is it relevant to presume
就这么假设
That a hottie in that costume
那个披着完好伪装辣透了的家伙——
Is automatically, radically
就自然地彻底地
Ironically, chronically
讽刺地长期地
Certainly, flirtingly
无疑地中肯地
Genetically, medically
基因地医学地——
Gay, officially gay
完全彻底地基——
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
基基基基——？！
Damn it!
该死
Gay or European?
基佬还是欧洲人
So many shades of gray
这真是扑朔迷离
But if he turns out straight
但假设他真是直男
I'm free at eight on Saturday
我周六八点有空
Is he gay or European?
他是基佬还是欧洲人
Gay or European?
基佬还是欧洲人？
Gay or Euro--
基佬还是欧...
Wait a minute
等一下
Give me a chance to crack this guy
给我个机会揭穿这个家伙
I have an idea I'd like to try
我有一个大胆的想法
The floor is yours
就看你的啦
So, Mr Argitakos
那么，Argitacos先生
This alleged affair with Ms.Wyndham has been going on for...?
您和Windam小姐这段所谓的婚外情已经持续了多久？
Two years
两年
And your first name again is...?
那先生，您的大名是？
Nikos
是Nikos
And your boyfriend's name is...?
那么您的男朋友的名字是？
Carlos
Carlos
I-I sorry!
不好意思
I misunderstand!
我误会了
You say "boyfriend"
你说的是男朋友
I thought you say "best friend"
我还以为是知己呢
Carlos is my best friend
Carlos是我最好的朋友
You bastard!
你个浑蛋！
You lying bastard!
你个说谎的浑蛋！
That's it, I no cover for you no more!
到此为止了！
Peoples, I have a big announcement
我再也不帮你这家伙瞒着了！再也不了！
This man is gay and European
那个男人既是基佬又是欧洲人
Whoa!
哇！
And neither is disgrace.
又不是什么丢人现眼的事情
Oh
噢
You gotta stop your bein'
我说你现在必须结束
A completely closet case.
这种深柜状态
Yes!
是的！
It's me, not her he's seein'
跟他谈恋爱的是我，不是她
No matter what he say.
不管这家伙说什么，
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way.
我发誓他从来没对女人感过性趣！
You are so gay, you big parfait
你是这么基，百分百纯天然基
You flaming one-man cabaret
你个放浪的大基佬
I'm straight!
我是直的
You were not yesterday
你昨晚可不是啊
So if I may, I'm proud to say
所以恕我直言，我要骄傲地宣布
He's gay
他就是个基佬
And European!
并且也是欧洲人
He's gay
他是基佬
And European!
并且也是欧洲人
He's gay
他是基佬
And European
并且也是欧洲人
And gay
还是基佬
Fine, okay, I'm gay
好吧，我承认，我是基佬
Hooray!
万岁！
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