Drunkard's Special

First night that I went home

Drunk as I could be

There's another mule in the stable

Where my mule ought to be

Come here honey E

Xplain yourself to me

How come another mule in the stable

Where my mule ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly

Can't you plainly see

That's nothing but a milkcow

Where your mule ought to be

I've traveled this world over

Million times or more

Saddle on a milkcow's back

I've never seen before

Second night when I got home

As drunk as I could be

There's another coat on the coat rack

Where my coat ought to be

Come here honey

Explain this thing to me

How come another coat on the coat rack

Where my coat ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly

Can't you plainly see

Nothing but a bed quilt

Where your coat ought to be

I've traveled this world over

Million times or more

Pockets in a bed quilt

I've never seen before

The third night when I went home

Drunk as I could be

There's another head on the pillow

Where my head ought to be

Come here honey come here

Explain this thing to me

How come another head on the pillow

Where my head ought to be

Oh crazy oh silly

Can't you plainly see

That's nothing but a cabbage head

That your grandma sent to me

I've traveled this world over

Million times or more

Hair on a cabbage head

I've never seen before