Not Another Christmas Song

I hate to be a downer

But I spent too many hours

Crossing days off the calendar

It don't mean nothing to me

I'm burned out like lights on a tree

Old songs can't listen to these

Fake a smile but all I can see

Is empty boxes and trees

Another year not in a coffin

Growing up or whatever you call it

Sometimes you get what you got

But it's not what you wanted at all

This is not another Christmas song

Fo-lah-lah-lah, fo-lah-lah-lah

This is not another Christmas—

Why can't we get divorced for Christmas?

'Cause it just isn't the same (It just isn't the same)

I miss the nights that we got twisted

I miss ****ing in the rain (I miss ****ing in the rain)

And now (Now), you're always angry

And I'm always saying, "I'm sorry"

Depression's such a lonely business

Why can't we get divorced for Christmas?

Another year not in a coffin

Growing up or whatever you call it

Sometimes you get what you got

But it's not what you wanted at all

This is not another Christmas song

Fo-lah-lah-lah, fo-lah-lah-lah

This is not another Christmas song

Fo-lah-lah-lah, fo-lah-lah-lah

This is not another Christmas song

Another year not in a coffin (Let it snow, let it snow)

Growing up or whatever you call it (Let it snow, let it snow)

Sometimes you get what you got

But it's not what you wanted at all

This is not another Christmas song (Let it snow, let it snow)

Another year not in a coffin

Growing up or whatever you call it

Sometimes you get what you got

But it's not what you wanted at all

This is not another Christmas song

Another year not in a coffin

Growing up or whatever you call it

Sometimes you get what you got

But it's not what you wanted at all

This is not another Christmas song