My Band

I don't know, dude

I think everybody's all jealous and sx1t

'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude

And I think everybody's got a fvxkin' problem with me, dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show, because

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"

They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him

Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's Eminem

I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock

Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your c0ck"

Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage

So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me

But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

This rockstar sx1t is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me, because these

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band

(Alright, alright) Baby, yeah (Alright, give me the mic, man)

Okay, dawg, give—come on

Dude!

Give me this mic!

Ow, dude!

You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh)

ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van (Uh-huh), and he in a tour bus (Ha)

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva" (Come on!)

And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

'Cause our sx1t is lookin' smaller than a decimal

See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah)

So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map

Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back

Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t

Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks

Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

No, I had an interview, not you two

You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck

And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best

You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'

Ayo, Em!

You got somethin' to say?

Man, nuttin'

I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?

Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up

And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew

Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!)

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

(Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan

Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!"

We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys actin' funny every area code

Proof, carry my bag!

B1xch, carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)

Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah)

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk (Take this)

"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back

"Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha)

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fvxk Marshall, ask us some questions

Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"

(But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?

Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big-axs stomach, b1xches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldn't get up

Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band

I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

And it just tears my axs apart

To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah)

All because I'm the new singer— (Haha)

My band, my band (Your band)

My band, my band (Our band, your band)

My band, my band (You man, you man)

My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you l3sb1an)

Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa, woah, woah, woah

Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa

Where'd everybody go?