The New and Improved Bunny Song

Bob: Now kids we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song

John Claude: Mr Bob we're not supposed to sing the bunny song

Bob: oh ho ho thank you for pointing that out John Claude but this is the new and improved bunny song,

this is the one we're supposed to sing

John Claude: i see

the bunny

the bunny

whoa i ate the bunny

i didn't eat my soup or my bread

just the bunny

the bunny

the bunny

oh i love the bunny

but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny

i didn't eat my salad

i didn't eat my steak

i had too much candy and got a tummy-ache

i need to eat good food to help me to grow

i'll obey my momma cause she loves me so

yah i'll go to church

and i'll go to school

that stuff is important

and i ain't no fool

i don't want no pickles

i don't want no honey

i just want a plate of a bucket of bunnies

i don't want a tissue

no no no girls

no that's wrong

i learned my lesson

oh you're gonna get tummy-aches

now you stop singin' that stuff

listen here girls

oh no

the bunny

the bunny

whoa i ate the bunny

i didn't eat my soup or my bread

just the bunny

the bunny

the bunny

oh i love the bunny

but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny