Running Just to Catch Myself

I am driving

I am late for work

Spilling coffee

Down my whitest shirt

While I'm flossing

And I'm changing lanes

Oh YeahNow

I'm driving

Through the parking lot

Doing eighty

Hey what the heck why not

Watch it lady'

Cause your in my spot

Once again

It's early to work

And here's a surprise

I got a Mc

Muffin for just 99 cents today

I think they ran a special

CHORUS:I can't stand still

Can I get a witness

Can you hear me

Anybody, anybody

I think I am running just to catch myself

Maybe someday

I could fly away

Go to Key

Largo or Montego

BaySport my speedo,maybe grab a tan

A dream vacation, wild elation

Now I'm running

Straight into my boss

And he's angry

Oh and he calls me

RossWhich is funny'

Cause that ain't my name

And that's lame

I'm still running

Running very late

For a meeting

Wait, that was yesterday

Guess I'm early for the one next week

Oh how sweet

I get on the ladder

I corporately climb

I wave at my life as it passes me by every day

My name's not

RossCHORUS

Life in my cubicle is discreet

Life in my cubicle is neat

I've got some pictures of my friends

Some sharpened pencils...where's my pen

Ten O'clock

I'm in a meeting

Paper cut

I think I'm bleeding

Check my hair it's still receding

Hey what a life

Break for lunch

There's nothing better

Run outside and don my sweater

Like Fred

Rogers let's be neighbors

I've lost my mind

I'm over worked

And underpaid

And non-appreciated

It's just a perk of being of being

Middle class

And educated

One... spinning circles in my chair

Two...win a game of solitaire

Three... And

I ponder where my stapler's gone

Four O'clock and

I stare at the door

And I stare at my watch

Then I stare at the door

I stand by my desk like

I'm going to war

There's just one thing

I'll be needing

Grab my paycheck as

I'm leaving

Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh

It's five o'clock

It's time to go

There's crowds to fight

And horns to blow

It's talking fast on my cell phone

Hey watch out that's reckless driving

Five O'clock

It's time to leave

To hit the couch

And watch

TVSet the clock and go to sleep

It's 8 am on

Monday morning

Again and again and again and again and again

Driving around

Nowhere to go

And so I hang with my lady

Oh,And chill with my bro's

It's okay, in my

CabrioletI can't stand still

Can I get a witness

Can you hear me

Anybody, anybody

I think I am running just to catch myself

When I meet

GodI will have a question

I just forgot my question

I think I am running just to catch myself

Oh oh ohOh oh oh