Conversation With Collins

You take like, me an' my wife

We got four kids

Got one of those nosey next door neighbors

(you got one of those)

Yeah we did

They got together and they said honey

Look-a-here, let's get together one night

An' go out an' have a ball

let the husbands baby-sit

How 'bout that

They always do that

I come home from work one evenin'

Dinner all fixed for me

House shoes laid out

Paper on the couch

Very seldom read

Thought I was in the wrong house

(yeah I heard that)

She say

Honey me and the girl next door

gonna go out and have a ball tonight

do you mind keepin' the kids

I said

Yeah sure baby go on knock yourself out

you don't get out much no how

Just long as you be home by two

Sometimes I tell you fellas

It goes in on ear and out the other one

(sure do don't it)

Yes it do

(sounds just like my woman)

I lets her go ahead on out an' I'm baby sittin'

Kids hollerin' an' cryin'

I had to wash diapers change diapers

and they throwin' every damn thing in the house at me

Two o'clock come

uh uh no wife

I said that's alright

she probably went 'bout four or five miles outside the city limit

I give her two thirty to get home before I get mad

(give her a little break)

Two thirty come

uh uh no wife

Sure is mad now

Three o'clock

(she knockin' on the door is she)

mm mmm uh uh no wife

just like that short fuse fellahs

I'm goin' in a mnute

Are you with me fellas

Let me hear you say yeah

(Yeah)

Now I want you to picture this fellas in your mind

I walk over in my corner

An I turn my stereo on

And I heard some sound like this fellas

(that sound like the blues people)

I don't wanna turn it up too loud

Cause it might wake up the kids

Fool 'round and got a little tipsy too

You know

(ha ha)

Hmm

Fellas

Are you with me fellas

(Yeah)

Hearin' that kind of music man

Three o'clock in the mornin'

Your woman's out hittin' the street

You can git very evil fellas

Wonderin' where this fool at now

Hmmm

Four o'clock heh hah

Here she comes draggin' in

(here she come too uh oh)

Smellin' like a liquor store

Are you with me fellas

Let me hear ya say yeah

(yeah yes yes right on)

The first thing they do fellas

When they done wrong

(What)

They talks real nice and sweet to ya

(hmmm mmm sure do)

They do

Now here mine talkin' to me fellas

Sound good but I'm still mad

Rubbin' and kissin' and goin' on

Kissin' me all on the back of the neck

I ain't use to that

(bet you like it)

Felt good too

I let her get her conversation on out

Now you know what I told her fellas

(what)

You know what I told her fellas

(what you tell her about)

You know what I told her fellas

(no you didn't)

(shouldn't talk like that)

(I know where it comin' from)

And I fool around an' made her mad

You know what she told me fellas

(what)

You know how they do

when they put they hands on the hip

(yeah)

They try to prove a point that way you know

You know what she told me fellas

(what)

(what she tell ya Albert)

We got it on