Pregnant For The Last Time

Phlegm lapels for the last time

Corned beef legs for the last time

Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided

But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the nerve to

Chips with cream for the last time

"The People's Friend" for the last time

Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided

Tiny striped socks for the last time

Pokes and prods for the last time

And the doctor said:

"Don't nod your head until June!"

But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the chance to

Sick at noon for the last time

And who is gonna clean up, would you be so kind?

Oh everybody stares at the strange clothes that you're wearing

Bad advice for the last time

And people being nice for the very last time

Oh we're so glad that you have finally decided